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He speaks like that whenever it's something he did or ordered as a way to distance himself. It's like when the mob would enter a store and say things like "Well, it would be a shame if this store was robbed," or "it would be very unfortunate if your knee caps were busted."

Think of him as the leader of the Mafia or Yakuza and it puts those third person talks more into perspective.